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- The Green Thing
It’s All About the Green ThingIn the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that plastic
bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized to her and
explained, “We didn’t have the green thing back in my day.”
That’s right, they didn’t have the green thing in her day. Back then, they
returned their milk […]
- Stuff You Didn’t Know You Didn’t know
Every day more money
is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.
Treasury.
Men can read smaller
print than women can; women can hear better.
Coca-Cola was
originally green.
It is impossible to lick
your elbow.
The State with the
highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska
The percentage of
Africa that is wilderness: 28%
(now get this…)
The percentage of
North America that is wilderness: 38%
The cost of raising
a […]
- THE PASSING AWAY OF COMMON SENSE
June 5th, 2010
Obituary Printed in the London TimesToday we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons […]
- 16 Things It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn
By Dave Barry, nationally syndicated columnist
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved and will never achieve its full potential, that one word would be “meetings.”
There is a very fine line between “hobby” […]
- Crop Circles
http://www.cropcirclewisdom.com/index.html
The 2009 season, without a shadow of a doubt was not like any other. Because of the surprises and discoveries we have been taken to different levels of research, levels of understanding and comprehending to what is really happening out there in the fields. With only three possible seasons left before the so much talked about 21st […]
- Colourful Christmas Customs
Australia
With Christmas at the beginning of summer, temperatures often hit 30°C, so many Australian Christmas traditions have a distinctly outdoorsy flavour. Christmas shopping is often done in shorts and T-shirts, and on Christmas Day itself, many people head for the beach, where it’s not unknown for Santa Claus to arrive by boat or surfboard. Merry […]
- George Carlin on aging!
Enjoy the ride. There are no return tickets
George Carlin’s Views on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so excited about aging that you think in fractions. ‘How old are you?’ ‘I’m four and a half!’ You’re […]
- WE ARE AWESOME !!!!
No matter
what our kids and the new generation think about us, WE ARE AWESOME !!!!
OUR LIFE IS LIVING PROOF !!!!To Those of Us Born 1930 - 1979
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE
1930’s, 40’s, 50’s, 60’s and 70’s!!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can and
didn’t get tested for diabetes.
Then after that […]
- Rules for the Non Military
Dear Civilians,
We know that the current state of affairs in
our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the
military.
For those of you who can’t join, you can still lend a hand.
Here are a few of the areas where we would like your
assistance:
1. The next time you see any adults talking (or […]
- Time for a Media Diet? Managing Information During Tough Economic Times
More Gravy
Selling In a Tough EconomyJust because the media says that the economy is sliding downward does not mean that your sales will be affected. Your mental mindset plays a tremendous role in your success. While it is difficult to maintain a positive perspective during times like this, it is essential to keep focused on […]
